Friday, November 15, 2013

Old News

Will magazines stop crowning one print The Beauty Issue? You're a magazine, every print is The Beauty Issue

Friday, October 25, 2013

Man's Mail

I find this invitation equal parts emasculating and tempting.

Monday, October 14, 2013


The government shutdown is stressful, but it's nothing compared to the imminent apocalypse of iGoogle. 

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

I Still Perform

Catch J.Ro TONIGHT (7.24.13) improvising at 
The Groundlings G3 Stage at 8:30pm
(S. side of Melrose, between Poinsettia & Alta Vista)


Catch J.Ro TOMORROW NIGHT (7.25.13) performing stand up
at Mary Patterson's new show at Cat n' Fiddle on Sunset at 8:00pm

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Lauryn Sorkin

Yesterday, I received a Humanitas Prize.

Today, I received an IRS audit.

Transforming from Aaron Sorkin to Lauryn Hill isn't fun.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013


To the men and women who sacrificed their lives in every way imaginable to bring this moment to fruition, today we remember you, thank you, and promise to continue dedicating our lives until there exists a global community where all citizens, regardless of gender, sexuality, ethnicity, or religion, stand without the words "less than" footnoting their freedom.

Monday, June 3, 2013

Moves Like Douglas


I can't sleep, knowing Adam Levine will be the next to fall victim to cunnilingus cancer.